Oh Geyahi, thank you for this marvellous sporkage! (BTW: I know you and erastes have a lot of chapters to do yet, and I only have two - Chapters 30 and 31. If you want to pass some of the others on to me I'd be more than happy to do them.)
Kreacher doesn't come back in a hurry, which immediately made me figure that he was off betraying the Trio to Narcissa and Bellatrix.
Oh, God, yes!! But heaven forbid this book become slightly *interesting*, oh no, we must save as much pagespace as possible for that f*cking camping trip...
You are SO SO SO spot on about Lupin. He's just all emo and wimpy and completely ineffectual. I can't believe this is the same cool guy who once stuck gum up Peeves's nose. :'( What is WITH the affected speech (and you're right, he sounds exactly as weird as Snape suddenly sounded in HBP), "It is I!" and "He has sown doubt and fear among many who would defend you" and "We shall peruse this epistle penned by Lord Humphrey presently". *gag*
Hermione, who was whiling away the wait for Kreacher by studying The Tales of Beedle the Bard
... Seriously, what was Dumbledore thinking when he was making his bequests?
I shall bequeath a children's story book to Hermione because it has a CLUE in it. This clue is a small, hidden symbol drawn in the book that Harry, Ron and Hermione have never seen before. But I am confident in my hope that Bill and Fleur will get married, and not accidentally die before they can do so (for example, during the DE raid at Privet Drive that I have conveniently arranged); that Bill and Fleur will have a big wedding; that they will invite the kooky Xenophilius Lovegood to their wedding; that Xenophilius Lovegood will accidentally decide to wear clothes bearing this symbol on that day; that Viktor Krum will also be invited to the wedding; that Viktor Krum will accidentally notice the symbol on Xenophilius Lovegood and become angry; that Harry will then accidentally overhear Krum's rant about the symbol and therefore remember that Xenophilius Lovegood knows about the symbol; that since I have told the trio NOTHING about ANYTHING, they will decide to ask Xenophilius Lovegood about the symbol and he will tell them; and thus Harry will find out about the Deathly Hallows from a kook and a children's book of fairy tales, which is of course indisputable proof for the existence of the Hallows.
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Kreacher doesn't come back in a hurry, which immediately made me figure that he was off betraying the Trio to Narcissa and Bellatrix.
Oh, God, yes!! But heaven forbid this book become slightly *interesting*, oh no, we must save as much pagespace as possible for that f*cking camping trip...
You are SO SO SO spot on about Lupin. He's just all emo and wimpy and completely ineffectual. I can't believe this is the same cool guy who once stuck gum up Peeves's nose. :'( What is WITH the affected speech (and you're right, he sounds exactly as weird as Snape suddenly sounded in HBP), "It is I!" and "He has sown doubt and fear among many who would defend you" and "We shall peruse this epistle penned by Lord Humphrey presently". *gag*
Hermione, who was whiling away the wait for Kreacher by studying The Tales of Beedle the Bard
... Seriously, what was Dumbledore thinking when he was making his bequests?
I shall bequeath a children's story book to Hermione because it has a CLUE in it. This clue is a small, hidden symbol drawn in the book that Harry, Ron and Hermione have never seen before. But I am confident in my hope that Bill and Fleur will get married, and not accidentally die before they can do so (for example, during the DE raid at Privet Drive that I have conveniently arranged); that Bill and Fleur will have a big wedding; that they will invite the kooky Xenophilius Lovegood to their wedding; that Xenophilius Lovegood will accidentally decide to wear clothes bearing this symbol on that day; that Viktor Krum will also be invited to the wedding; that Viktor Krum will accidentally notice the symbol on Xenophilius Lovegood and become angry; that Harry will then accidentally overhear Krum's rant about the symbol and therefore remember that Xenophilius Lovegood knows about the symbol; that since I have told the trio NOTHING about ANYTHING, they will decide to ask Xenophilius Lovegood about the symbol and he will tell them; and thus Harry will find out about the Deathly Hallows from a kook and a children's book of fairy tales, which is of course indisputable proof for the existence of the Hallows.