DH: There were several distinct splashes and then the slapping sounds of fish against flesh. Somebody grunted appreciatively...
Erastes writes: I don't know about you, but my mind went somewhere very very disturbing. Gehayi tells me that in the Jurisdiction novels a man's penis is referred to as a fish, so… this is not a nice image and they really shouldn't be listening.
AHAhahahaha! My dinner is going all over as I read this. So funny! Now I'm thinking about those "slapping sounds of fish against flesh" (ewww, this is my new squick!!!) and wondering...
How much naked flesh is naked on these men, in the woods, in the winter, in the wet cold dark?
Which leads to the even scarier thought: WTF are they *really* out here in the woods for, eh?
'Cos they can't have come here just to tell each other what other people told them, in case Somebody Is Listening (due to the author's failure to be able to show different scenes and having to tell 87% of story via secondhand repeats).
The disturbing thought of "slapping sounds of fish against flesh" has quite put me off dinner. I'm thinking Griphook/Dean here...
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Date: 2008-01-25 03:37 am (UTC)Erastes writes:
I don't know about you, but my mind went somewhere very very disturbing. Gehayi tells me that in the Jurisdiction novels a man's penis is referred to as a fish, so… this is not a nice image and they really shouldn't be listening.
AHAhahahaha! My dinner is going all over as I read this. So funny! Now I'm thinking about those "slapping sounds of fish against flesh" (ewww, this is my new squick!!!) and wondering...
How much naked flesh is naked on these men, in the woods, in the winter, in the wet cold dark?
Which leads to the even scarier thought: WTF are they *really* out here in the woods for, eh?
'Cos they can't have come here just to tell each other what other people told them, in case Somebody Is Listening (due to the author's failure to be able to show different scenes and having to tell 87% of story via secondhand repeats).
The disturbing thought of "slapping sounds of fish against flesh" has quite put me off dinner. I'm thinking Griphook/Dean here...