This is the chapter so bad, it needed to be sporked twice.

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Consider this comparative literary analysis, if you will.

This is one of two chapters going up today; Chapter 16 is going up this afternoon. This is not, please note, in any way criticism of slashpine's work. It's more a case of "erastes was nearly done when the chapter was posted, and her take on Chapter 15 and slashpine's are both excellent and very, very different."

And so I'm posting this for erastes--she's going off to see Sweeney Todd this evening.

And now, on with the spork.

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In which Harry is either John the Baptist or Jesus or something but with NO LOVE, Ted and Dean have a date, newspapers grow legs and Ron does the only sensible thing he's done since wizard chess.

Chapter 15 -- The Goblin's Revenge

( Also, Gryffindors suffer from ethical and moral confusion, and the Trio starves for no reason save that it is Romantical. )

Chapter Sixteen -- Godric's Hollow

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In which Hermione can't tell printed words from graffiti, the Duo jumps to unfounded conclusions, Harry attempts to out-angst Angel the Vampire, wizards quote the Bible, and Ron looks more and more intelligent for walking out.

Chapter Sixteen -- Godric’s Hollow

( Also, a Muggle couple is endangered by the supposed Good Guys, and Harry realizes repeatedly that his parents are dead. )